The matter covering the “Worst Toilet in Scotland” was actually chocolate mousse. (x)
#harmontown stickers!! these will be available in a VERY LIMITED quantity at communicon!
since i don’t feel comfortable selling these: i will have 2 sets per day that you can get by using the secret password: “ray of frost!” find my table, tell me the secret password, get yourself a free packet of harmontown stickers as long as supplies last. :’)
These are so cute!
Anonymous said: I started identifying myself as a bilionairekin but I'm still poor :(
better tell banks to respect your identity
In my five years of employment in the retail industry, and my 16 years of being involved in various home school groups, usually being written off on the first day of (work, school) and safely compartmentalized by (co-workers, class-mates), I believe I’m a very good judge of character.
That being said, i feel comfortable forming opinions about people/persons who act in specific, orderly ways.
For instance (in his natural habitat) the at-first-charming, catch-phrase-copulating cool of (name omitted) G. Asshole. The smarmy, self-assured-yet-approval-needy beast lurks around the room looking for a moment to penetrate with a snarky comment or frisky addendum.
The creature must have the final word, despite the lack of argument. His aggressive manner is at first humorous, but the lack of ability to CHILL THE FUCK OUT is often unwanted. He loves his voice.
His clothes, at first sight, convey a dude-like existentialism in their old-ass quality or an underground-vibe of someone who actually knows shit about the underground and doesn’t simply care about how it makes him appear to others.
He leads a sad life of pessimism and empty desire guided only by his weird fixation on having others think he’s a chilled-out, guitar-playing, charmfucked lover, despite that to those who care to actually listen to what he says, he’s a fucked-out, noise thrusting, grotty-ass sack of dirt.
In closing, I think this sounds like something he would try to write but suck at. I’m fantastic.